Jokes number : 63

Not that my wife's the
jealous type or
anything, but one day at work, I had taken this
temp who was filling
in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an
outstanding job

on a very difficult project. As luck would have it, there was my wife

waiting in the
office for my return. The temp, who was truly a
ravishing beauty said,
"Oh, Mrs. Moore,
I'm so happy to meet
you. I'm your husband's new secretary."

Within a single heart
beat my wife quietly intoned, "OH ? Really ?
Were you ???"