Jokes number : 27

A wealthy man sat in his attorney's
office.
"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"
the lawyer
asked.
"Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a picture
worth a half-million dollars."
"That's the bad news?" the man asked
incredulously.
"I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
"It's
of you and your mistress."