Jokes number : 96

A funeral service is being held in a

church for a woman
who has just passed away. At the end of the service,
the
pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally

bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint
moan.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually
still alive.
She lives for ten more years and then dies.
A ceremony is again held
at the same church and at the
end of the ceremony, the pall bearers
are again carrying out
the casket. As they are walking, the husband
cries out,
"WATCH OUT FOR THAT WALL!"