Jokes number : 33

"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried
to change me. She
got me to
stop drinking, smoking and running
around until all hours of the night.
She taught me how to dress
well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking,
classical music, even how
to invest in the stock market," said the
man.

"Sounds like
you may be bitter because she changed you so

drastically,"
remarked his friend.

"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she
just isn't good
enough
for me."