Jokes number : 23

A family was having dinner on
Mother's
Day. For some reason
the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the
husband asked
what was wrong.
"Nothing," said the woman.
Not
buying it, he asked again. "Seriously, what's wrong?"
"Do you really
want to know? Well, I'll tell you. I have cooked
and cleaned and fed
the kids for 15 years and on Mother's
Day, you don't even tell me
so much as "Thank you."
"Why should I?" he said. "Not once in 15
years have I gotten
a Father's Day gift."
"Yes," she said, "but I'm
their real mother."