Jokes number : 80

The sailor came home from a secret two year

mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was

determined
to track down the father to extract
revenge.

"Was it my friend Sam", he demanded.

"No !" his weeping wife
replied.

"Was it my friend Jim then?" he asked.

"NO !!!" she
said even more upset.

"Well which one of my no good friends did
this then?" he asked.

"Don't you think I have any friends of my
own?" she snapped.