Jokes number : 98

When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his

money and his best friend, he
got so depressed that his doctor
sent him to see a psychiatrist.
Joe told the psychiatrist his
troubles and said, "Life isn't worth
living.
I think I'm gonna top
myself."
"Don't be stupid, Joe," said the psychiatrist. "My wife ran
off and
left
me too, yet I'm happy."
"How?" asked
Joe.
"Easy," replied the quack. "I threw myself into my work. I totally

submerged myself in my job and soon forgot her. By the way, Joe, what

work
do you do?"
"I clean out septic tanks." Joe replied.