Jokes number : 78

An Illinois man who left the snow-filled
streets of
Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a
business trip and was
planning to meet him there the next day. When he
reached his hotel, he
decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.


Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail

address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately,
he
missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly
woman
whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the
grieving
widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor,
let out a
piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her
family rushed into the room and saw this note on
the screen:

DEAREST WIFE:

JUST GOT CHECKED IN.
EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.

YOUR LOVING HUSBAND


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