Jokes number : 66

An old man and woman were married for

years even though
they hated each other. When they had a
confrontation,
screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A

constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the
man the
most. "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the
grave to come
back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

They believed he
practiced black magic and was responsible
for missing cats and
dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He
was feared and enjoyed the
respect it garnished.

He died abruptly under strange circumstances
and the funeral
had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife
went straight to
the local bar and began to party as if there was no
tomorrow.

The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while
her
neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions: Are

you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who
practic
ed black magic and stated when he died he would dig
his way up and
out of the grave to come back and haunt you for
the rest of your
life?

The wife put down her drink and said..."let the old bastard
dig.
I had him buried upside down."