Jokes number : 35

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8

men and 4 women:

Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my
plea."

Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to

change your mind?"

Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded Not
Guilty I didn't know
there would be women on the jury. Since I
can't even fool my
wife, I'll never be able to fool the four women
jurors."