Jokes number : 85

young couple
were on their honeymoon. The
husband was sitting in the bathroom on the
edge of the bathtub
saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that
I've got really
smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I've
managed to keep
it from her while we were dating, but she's bound to
find out
sooner or later that my feet stink. Now how do I tell
her?"

Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed saying to herself, "Now how
do I
tell my husband that I've got really bad breath? I've been very

lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's

lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out. Now how do I tell

him gently?"

The husband finally plucks up enough courage to
tell his wife and so he
walks into the bedroom. He walks over to
the bed, climbs over to his
wife, puts his arm around her neck, moves
his face very close to hers and
says, "Darling, I've a c
onfession to make."

And she says, "So have I, love."

To
which he replies, "Don't tell me, you've eaten my socks."