Jokes number : 84

Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young
couple that
just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every
morning, when he
leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every
evening when he
comes homes, he brings her a dozen
roses.

Now, why can't you do that?"

"Gosh," Jack says, "why I hardly
know the girl."