Jokes number : 86

A
police officer in a small town stopped
a motorist who was speeding down
Main Street.

"But,
officer," the man began, "I can explain"

"Just be quiet," snapped the
officer. "I'm going to let you cool
your heels in jail until the
chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say"

"And
I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later
the officer looked in on his prisoner and said,
"Lucky for you that
the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a
good mood
when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in
the cell. "I'm the
groom."