Jokes number : 56

There were three guys in a bar. Two are
talking
about the amount of control they have over their wives. The
third remains
silent. After a while, one of the first two turned to the
third and sez
"Well... What about you, what sort of control do you
have over your
wife ?" "Well, on our honeymoon, I made damn sure my
wife came to me on
her hands and knees." he bragged and took
another sip of beer.

His friends were amazed ! "What happened then ?"
they asked, almost
in
unison.

"Well, then she said, 'Get
the hell out from under that bed and fight
like a man !' " he
admitted.