Jokes number : 45

A man has six children and is very proud of
his
achievement. He is so
proud of himself that he starts calling
his wife "Mother of Six" in
spite of her objections.

One
night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go
home,
and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He
shouts
at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of Six?"

His
wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts
back,
"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"