Jokes number : 26

One night, Peter was home
watching TV
when his wife entered the room and asked, "If I died,
would you
remarry?"

Peter thought for a second then said "Yeah I guess I
would".

Then his the wife asked, "well would you have her as your
golfing
partner?"

Peter replied, "yep I probably would do that
too".

"But surely you wouldn't give her my clubs?!", she
cried.

Peter looked at her and said, "Nah, shes left handed."