Jokes number : 21

"Honey," said this
husband to his wife,
"I invited a friend home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? The
house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all
the dishes are dirty,
and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!"

"I know all that."


"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because
the poor fool's thinking about getting married."