Jokes number : 16

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his
dearly
departed mother and started back toward his car when his
attention was
diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.

The
man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept

repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have

to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I
don't wish to
interfere with your private grief, but this
demonstration of pain is more than
I've ever seen before. For whom do you
mourn so deeply? A child? A
parent?"

The mourner took a moment
to collect himself, then replied, "My
wife's first husband."