Jokes number : 82

A visitor from Holland was
chatting with
his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red,
white
and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our
taxes,"
he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get
our
tax bill, and blue after we pay them."

"That's the same with
us," the American said, "only we see stars,
too."