Jokes number : 31

One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him
what he
wanted him to do.

After God had briefed him on his
mission, the minister decided to ask
him a question.

"God,"
he said, "What is heaven like?"

God replied, "Well, normally I
don't tell people this, but since you
are my servant, I guess I
can tell you. Heaven will be like a city. It
will have the best of
everything. For example, the French will be the
chefs; the Italians
will be the lovers; the English will be the
policeman; the Germans
will be the mechanics; and the Dutch will be the
politicians!"


The man looked pleased. "What is hell like?" he
asked.

"Well," he said with a sigh, "the French will be the mechanics; the

Italians will be the politicians; the English will be the chefs; the

Germans will be the policemen; and the Dutch will be the lovers."