Jokes number : 16

A Texan, a Russian, and
a New Yorker go
into a restaurant in London.

''Excuse me, but if you wanted the
steak you might not get one as
there is a shortage due to the mad
cow disease,'' says the waiter.

The Texan says, ''What's a
shortage?''

The Russian says, ''What's a steak?''


The New Yorker says, ''What's excuse me?''