Jokes number : 52

A family was visiting an Indian
reservation
when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in
the
middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the
blacktop.


The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was
doing.

The tribesman began to speak..."woman, late thirties, three
kids, one
barking dog in late model, Four door station wagon,
traveling at 65
m.p.h."

"That's amazing" exclaimed the father.


"You can tell all of that by just listening to the ground"?


"No", said the old tribesman. "They just ran over me five minutes

ago"!