Jokes number : 49

A visitor from
Holland was chatting with
his American friend and was jokingly explaining
about the red, white
and blue in the Netherlands flag.

"Our flag symbolizes our
taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk
about them, white when we get
our tax bill, and blue after we pay
them."

"That's the
same with us," the American said, "only we see stars,
too."