Jokes number : 22

This
small Latino man walks into a bar,
sits, and orders a beer. A big man
comes in, taps him on his shoulder,
and says, "You're sitting in my
seat!"

The same Spanish
man ignores him and orders another beer. The man again
taps him on
his shoulder, and tells him he's sitting in his seat.

The same
Spanish man gets up, leans over the seat, and says. "I don't
see
your name on it."

He sits down again and orders still another
beer. "The man says...I
know Karate!"

The small Latino man
says, "I know JUDO! JU DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE A
GUN! JU DON'T KNOW IF
I HAVE A KNIFE!"