Jokes number : 39

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker
were captured by
cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad
news is that now
we've caught you and we're going to kill you. We
will put you in a pot,
cook you, eat you and then we're going to
use your skins to build a
canoe. The good news is that you can
choose how to die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief
gives him a sword,
the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and runs
himself through.

The Englishman says, "a pistol for me please."
The chief gives him a
pistol, the Englishman points it at his head
and says, "God save the
queen!" and blows his brains out.


The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork!" The chief is puzzled, but he

shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts

jabbing himself all over--the stomach, the sides, the chest,
everywhere.
There is blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The
chief is
appalled and asks, "My God, what are you doing?"


And the New Yorker responds, "So much for your canoe you stupid

cannibal!