Jokes number : 63

There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who

decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small

block and settled in.

After a week or two, his mother
called from Aberdeen to see how her son
was doing in his new life.


'I'm fine, ' Angus said. 'But there are some really strange
people
living in these apartments. One woman cried all day long,
another lies
on her floor moaning, and there is a guy next door to me who
bangs his
head on the wall all the time.'

'Well, ma
laddie,' says his mother, 'I suggest you don't associate
with people
like that.'

'Oh,' says Angus, 'I don't, Mam, I don't. No,
I just stay inside
my apartment all day and night, playing my
bagpipes.'