Jokes number : 29

An insect falls into a mug of beer.


English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out.


American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer.

Chinese
Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer.

Indian Man: Sells the
insect to the Chinese and the beer to the
Englishman and buys
himself a new mug of beer.

Pakistani Man: Accuses the Indian of
throwing the insect into his mug,
relates the issue to Kashmir, asks
the Chinese for military aid and
takes a loan to buy another mug of
beer.