Jokes number : 36

One night a wife found her husband
standing
over their baby's
crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood
looking down at
the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of
emotions:
disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment,

skepticism.

Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it

aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her

husband.

"A penny for your thoughts," she said.

"It's
amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can
make a crib
like that for only $46.50."