Jokes number : 53

The
aspiring psychiatrists were
attending their first class on emotional extremes.
"Just to establish
some parameters," said the professor to the
student from Arkansas,
"What is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness," said the
student.

And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from

Oklahoma.

"Elation," said she.

"And you sir," he said to
the young man from Texas, "how about the
opposite of
woe?"

The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."