Jokes number : 79

One Sunday
morning, the priest noticed
Little Johnny was staring up at the large
plaque that hung in the
foyer of the church. It was covered with names,
and small American
flags were mounted on either side of it. The
seven-year old had been
staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest
walked up, stood
beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Little
Johnny."


"Good morning, Father," replied the young man, still focused on
the
plaque. "Father Scott, what is this?" Little Johnny asked.
"Well,
son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in
the
service." Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large
plaque. Little
Johnny's voice was barely audible when he asked,
"Which service, the
9:45 or the 11:15?"