Jokes number : 81

While practicing
auto-rotations during a
military night training exercise, a Huey Cobra messes
up and lands
on its tail rotor.

The landing is so hard it breaks off the tail
boom. However, the
chopper fortunately remains upright on its
skids, sliding down the runway,
doing 360s.

As the Cobra slides
past the tower, trailing a brilliant shower of
sparks, this radio
exchange takes place:

Tower: "Sir, do you need any
assistance?"

Cobra: "I don't know, Tower, we ain't done crashin' yet."