Jokes number : 51

A doctor of psychology was doing his

normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found
Patient
#1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in
half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.


The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient

replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The

doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1
replied,
"Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks
he's a
lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's
face is going
all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's
your friend, you should get him
down from there before he hurts
himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"