Jokes number : 85

There were three American pilots captured by
Germans in WWII. The
Germans thought up a way to make the pilots
crack and tell what they
knew. They made them stand at attention,
turn their heads from side to
side and say, "Tick - Tock" over and
over.

After about three hours, the first pilot cracked and started
telling
all he knew, signing everything they put in front
of
him.

An hour later, the second pilot cracked and started
confessing to
things that he didn't even do.

The third pilot was
fighting hard not to crack. He was about half-way
cracked. He was
turning his head to one side only and saying,
"Tick...Tick...Tick..."


The German officer in charge went up to him and said, "You
thinks you
iss so schmart! But I'm telling you dot vee haf vays to make
you
TOCK!"