Jokes number : 94

Having just moved
into his new office, a
pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk
when a PFC knocked on
the door.
Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked
up the phone,
told the PFC to enter, then said into the phone,
"Yes, General, I'll
be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along
your message. In the
meantime, thank you for your good wishes,
sir."
Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressedthe young enlisted
man,
he asked, "What do you want?"
"Nothing important, sir," the
PFC replied, "I'm just here to hook
up your telephone."