Jokes number : 96

There was once a wife so jealous
that
when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs
on
his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on
me
with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn't smell any
perfume, she yelled again by
saying, "She's not only bald, but
she's too cheap to buy any
perfume!"