Jokes number : 19

During the wedding
rehearsal, the groom
approached the vicar with an unusual offer. "Look,
I'll give you
$100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me
and the
part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and

'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if

you'd just leave that part out."


He passed the clergyman
the cash and walked away satisfied.

The wedding day arrives, and
the bride and groom have moved to that
part of the ceremony where
the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for
the groom's vows,
the vicar looks the young man in the eye and says,
"Will you promise
to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every
command and wish,
serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and
swear
eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever
even
look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

Th
e groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes."


The groom leaned toward the vicar and hissed, "I thought we had a

deal."

The vicar put the $100 into his hand and whispered
back, "She made me
a much better offer."