Jokes number : 11

Old Man On A Bench
An old man of ninety
was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman
noticed this and
asked him why he was crying.

"Well," says the old fellow, "I just
got married to a twenty-five
year old woman. Every morning she makes
me a wonderful breakfast, and we
have then have fun together
laughing and relaxing. In the afternoon she
makes me a wonderful lunch
and then we make fun together laughing and
relaxing again. At dinner
time she makes me a wonderful supper and then
we relax more and
enjoy ourselves."

The policeman looks at the old man and says, "You
shouldn't be
crying! You should be the happiest man in the
world!"

So the old man says, "I know! I'm crying because I don't
remember
where I live!"