Jokes number : 75

O'Toole
worked in the lumber yard for
twenty years and all that time he'd been
stealing the wood and
selling it. At last his conscience began to bother
him and he went to
confession to repent.

"Father, it's 15 years since my last
confession, and I've been
stealing wood from the lumber yard all those
years," he told the priest.

"I understand my son," says the
priest. "Can you make a Novena?"

O'Toole said, "Father, if you
have the plans, I've got the
lumber."