Jokes number : 20

It was about a month
ago when a man in
Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to
his
priest:

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee
in
my attic."

"Well," answered the priest, "that's not a
sin."

"But I made him agree to pay me 20 Gulden for every week he
stayed."

"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good
cause."

"Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one
more
question..."

"What is that, my son?"

"Do I
have to tell him the war is over?"