Jokes number : 14

A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the

Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time.

The
dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying

"Father, the dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a Mass for the poor

creature?"

Father Patrick told the farmer "No, we can't
have services for an
animal in the church, but I'll tell you what,
there's a new denomination
down the road apiece, and no telling
what they believe in, but maybe
they'll do something for the animal."


Muldoon said "I'll go right now. By the way, do you think
$50,000 is
enough to donate for the service?"

Father Patrick
replied "Why didn't you tell me the dog was
Catholic."