Jokes number : 19

A friend was in front of me coming out of

church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he
always is
to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled
him aside.

The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of
the Lord!"

My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the
Lord, Pastor."

Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you
except at Christmas and
Easter?"

He whispered back, "I'm in
the secret service.