Jokes number : 11

A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa
when he
heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord,"
prayed the
missionary, "Grant in Thy goodness that the lion walking
behind me
is a good Christian lion."

And then, in the silence that
followed, the missionary heard the lion
praying too: "Oh Lord," he
prayed, "I thank Thee for the food which I
am about to receive."