Jokes number : 30

The preacher was wired for sound with a
lapel
mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform,
jerking
the mike cord as he went.

Then he moved to one side,
getting wound up in the cord and nearly
tripping before jerking it
again. After several circles and jerks, a little
girl in the third
pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he
gets loose, will
he hurt us?"