Jokes number : 23

A man sobering up from the night before is
sitting through the
Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still
feeling hung over and
tired, he finally nods off.

The
priest has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent
hangover
and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher decides to

make an example of him.

He says to his congregation, "All those
wishing to have a place in
heaven, please stand."

The whole
room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man.

Then the
preacher says even more loudly, "And he who would like to
find a
place in hell please STAND UP!"

The weary man catching only the
last part groggily stands up, only to
find that he's the only one
standing.

Confused and embarrassed he says, "I don't know what
we're voting on
here, Father, but it sure seems like you and me are
the only ones
standing for it!"