Jokes number : 59

A local policeman had just finished his shift
one
cold November evening and was at home with his wife.
You
just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on

the force I've never seen anything like it.
Oh yes dear, what
happened ?
I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was
drinking
battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
Drinking
battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them?
Oh
that was easy, I charged one and let the other off.