Jokes number : 46

A small boy was
asked by his teacher,
"What is the size of the Democratic Party?"
"About 5 feet 2 inches,"
he replied promptly. "NO!" exploded the
teacher.. "I mean, how MANY
members does it have? How did you get 5 feet 2
inches?" "Well,"
replied the boy, "my father is 6 feet tall and
every night he puts his
hands to his chin and says.. "I've had it up to
HERE with the
Democratic Party!"