Jokes number : 53

The sheriff of a small
town was also the
town's
veterinarian.

One night the phone rang, and his wife
answered. An
agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?"


"Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a
vet?" the
wife asked.

"Both!" was the reply. "We can't get our dog's mouth

open, and there's a burglar in it."