Jokes number : 26

Q:
How many US Presidents does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the constitution says that only
Congress can screw in light
bulbs, so only Congress is responsible
for the dark, which is why we need
a Constitutional ammendment.

A: Only one. If he can handle 250000000 people a day I think he can

handle screwing one extra lightbulb.