Jokes number : 14

A farmer in the country has a watermelon

patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have

been helping themselves to a feast.

The farmer thinks of ways
to discourage this profit-eating situation.
So he puts up a sign
that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS
CONTAINS
CYANIDE!"

He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night
without
eating any of his melons.

The farmer returns to the
watermelon patch a week later to discover
that none of the watermelons
have been eaten, but finds another sign that
reads: "NOW THERE ARE
TWO!"