Jokes number : 96

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and
found themselves
being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here
is your oceanside
condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming
pool, and two golf
courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop
by any of the many bars
located throughout the area."

"Heck,
Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we
could
have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that

stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"